Diane Chambers

My Mad Fat Worm & I

When you stand in the wind, and find it suddenly does not blow your way, adjust the sails!


By definition, fate is regarded as something, which is predetermined by a supernatural power. When a sequence of events, which are out of our control suddenly, come together even our most meticulous plans can take a sudden unexpected turn. The trouble with fate is, it is not a physical thing and it can’t be bought to justice. We can’t seek revenge on fate. This is my memoir. A true account of events that quite simply, you couldn't make up. By chance, I suddenly became the star of my own Hollywood action, adventure, horror movie all rolled into one. This is NOT a 'poor me', book written to gain sympathy from the masses. My book is for all the people who have ever woken up on the floor with an empty bottle in their arms. It is for those of you who scream under water. It is everyone who has ever decided, the worm must turn. Like the most fucked up carry on movie of all time, this story will leave you wiping away tears of laughter, and tears of understanding what pain really is and just how deep it runs. There is no other story like this. It is brutally honest. Written by the one who has no filter. My mind worm. Strap your self in, for the ride of your life! This true account has more twists, turns and death defying escapades than the Kingda Ka!

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About Me

About Me
In 1969, In Coalville Leicester shire, I was actually born.  
My mum tells me that I was an odd kid. I spent most of my early childhood, hanging onto my older sister by her ankles. She looked out for me and looked after me. She was my voice when I found it difficult to speak.  A  trooper and throughout my life, my hero.  
I was the 'new girl', at school, 16 times in 10 years, moving each time a new posting was offered to my family courtesy of the Royal Navy.  I spent the majority of my time in school avoiding relationships,  and became an expert in the art of flicking notes to other kids.  My intention was to make them laugh however this often backfired and I would find myself grassed up for being a twat.  
I ran away and joined the Army shortly after leaving school since the circus already had to many clowns.  It was the first time I ever felt what it was like to belong.  I was no longer an outsider looking in.  
I am mum to two grown up girls, and gran to two amazing little kids who actually, keep me alive.  
I now reside in a small town called Belper on the outskirts of Derbyshire.  From my little home I sit and write.  


  • Belper, Derbyshire, United Kingdom

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